There once was a poet from Japan
Whom folks said his lines did not scan
He said they’re amiss
The answers like this
I just try to put as many words in the last line as I absolutely, positively can.
It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you work with turkeys!
What? No pink slips anymore? Instead they send this dork with the poetic message….Can this you little twit!
A holiday firing’s absurd! / A fowl deed, in case you’ve not heard. / Let’s be forgiving / ‘Cause it’s Thanksgiving, / And instead just give him the bird!
For all you limerick lovers you’ll be able to best me all week. You usually do. (-and what exactly is a “limerick lover” -shudder)
GaloisField over 2 years ago
There once was a poet from Japan
Whom folks said his lines did not scan
He said they’re amiss
The answers like this
I just try to put as many words in the last line as I absolutely, positively can.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you work with turkeys!
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
What? No pink slips anymore? Instead they send this dork with the poetic message….Can this you little twit!
Linguist over 2 years ago
A holiday firing’s absurd! / A fowl deed, in case you’ve not heard. / Let’s be forgiving / ‘Cause it’s Thanksgiving, / And instead just give him the bird!
mlester101 creator over 2 years ago
For all you limerick lovers you’ll be able to best me all week. You usually do. (-and what exactly is a “limerick lover” -shudder)