Freshly Squeezed by Ed Stein for November 13, 2022

Just because there’s snow on the roof, doesn’t mean there’s no fire in the furnace. Oh wait. He’s got no snow up there.

I’m old, not dead.

Old women look at young guys the same way old guys look at young women, but they’re a little more realistic about it!

I feel like an 18 year old. Unfortunately I can’t find an 18 year old who reciprocates