DeFlocked by Jeff Corriveau for November 26, 2021

To my favorite litigious harpy

Got me by the shorts

when you sign your torts

please stop using a Leviticus Sharpie.

Mamet should make lots of extra copies for all his future ex-girlfriends.

“Prestigious carp… E.”

I once wrote a poem about an ex-girlfriend where I worked in the term “melan-collie” (sic). Thank God, I never actually sent her any of the poems. :)