Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for October 15, 2021

Fish is parting your hair today Poncho!

What a life the fish leads (even with or Poncho screaming it up).

“By the way”, the fish asks, “when are you going to change my water”?

Poncho did you even listen to what Fish said ?

Wow – All the adventures they’ve been on together. What experiences they’ve had – what excitement they’ve shared.

Most goldfish don’t have such an exciting life. You are Soooo lucky!

Yeah, I missed the bullet there. Where are you going with this dog breath. You wanna date?

How about a TWO fish fishbowl?

Agreed. All of those situations are less painful than a broken heart.

From my fish pond I’ve learned that gold fish and Koi are very social animals. The pond uses upside down black plastic crates to support plants which gives the fish hidey holes where they hang out together. Likewise they like to ‘play’ together under the waterfall and at feeding time zoom all around while I splash the water around….fish ‘happiness’. I believe that a single goldfish in a small bowl is like solitary confinement for humans and is just about the worse thing you can do to them. It’s a real downer whenever I see a comic strip like.

He’s lucky to be alive…

Love is a real heart breaker.

Poor Fish, suffering from the 3 F’s. He’s been fried, frozen and forgotten. Men have the 4 F’s attitude toward women. In case anyone has forgotten what the 4 F’s are, they’re, Find ’em, F*** ’em, Finish ’em and Forget ’em!