CowTown by Charlie Podrebarac for October 10, 2021

Where’s Red Riding Hood in all of this?

I thought it was a foggy day, but it’s just BBQ smoke.

Bills gonna kick that KC behind tonight !

I saw a werewolf with a barbecue menu in his hand

Walking through the streets of KC in the rain

He was looking for the place called Bob’s Barbecue

Going to get a big dish of beef with barbecue sauce

Werewolves of KC

Mebbe the Washington Football Team should consult you for their new name.

You hear him howling around your kitchen door

You better not let him in

Little old lady got mutilated late last night

Werewolves of KC again

AH-roooooo werewolves of KC

They’re part of the Wolfpack!