Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for September 29, 2021

You’re wrong, it’s battery powered.

Reminds me, new movie out about Tammy Faye Baker. The mascara budget for it was awesome!

OY! Try a Betsy Wetsy…..

the manufacturer’s in the black…

This made me tear up.

HOWARD! … how many black eyes have you had …?

Lying Lorenzo: You wind it up and it says “You. Look. Mahvelous!”

Tammy Touch-Up: You wind it up and it dumps a bucket of Mascara over itself…

“Lean like a chola”