In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 16, 2021

It might be logical to just intentionally walk this guy.

It’s baseball, Jim, but not as we know it.

Darn it Jim, I’m a doctor not a pitcher!

With these red shirts we’re are as good as dead anyway. I’m going to bean the SOV (son of a Vulcan).

It would be illogical to kill because you were hit by a pitch.

“Spock, are you out of your Vulkan mind?” -Jim Carrey ;p

Did somebody beam up the umpire?

Spock wouldn’t do that

Apparently, he’s already used the Vulcan neck pinch on the ump…

Baseball in the holodeck?

If he charges the mound, the Vulcan death grip is sure to be used.