Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 01, 2023
Transcript:
wintry mixology sneet - snow & sleet. common. snalt - snow & salt. self-melting. man: and try it with tequila! sneed - snow & golf-ball-size hail. wap slog - sleet & frogs. possibly apocalyptic. smek man: oh, no. snooze - snow falling in blankets. spumoni - snow, men's shoes & pasta. rare. man: ooh, size 12!
Cpeckbourlioux about 1 year ago
Reminds me of George Carlin, “Why is it always one shoe?”
Droptma Styx about 1 year ago
SMEK – homage to Kurtzman/Elder
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
“Slice” – Sleet & Ice, golfers hate it…
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
What strange meteorology is this?
—It’s Richard’s wondrous imagination!
BTW, in my area of Chicagoland, we had relatively little snow (of any kind) this past winter….
Vince M about 1 year ago
‘Wintry Mix’ always sounds pleasant, like a holiday party snack.