Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 07, 2022

“Drop-kick Sweater Dogs.” Love it.

“Romping sloths”; similar to tumble weeds when they are in a large group…a snag of sloths perhaps?

That long legged one could be a type of weta. Giant rodents are new, first seen in the catacombs feeding on the homeless under New York and spreads from there. They have an unusual connexion to ghouls who are even more fruitive and hungry. They travel in the same circles, and some claim the ghoul can summon rats of all kinds especially the new larger version that started to appear outside of the big apple as early as 1949.

Pocket dogs are bred that way. However, the frogs with added legs are caused by https://www.sciencebuzz.org/blog/mystery_of_the_freaky_frogs maybe one day.

The galloping sloths in Canada are experiments in synthetic adrenalin that charges the body.

I always look forward to return of the romping sloths! However, my azaleas don’t.

Nooo! Not the azaleas again! D*mn Canadian romping sloths!

But I feel a sadistic urge to, you know, drop-kick those tiny yappy-dogs, even though I was never any good at drop-kicking a football….