Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for August 28, 2021

Well you’re unit is obsolete you need to buy an upgrade

Yes. Still on hold!! But my call seems to be important to them!

Just unplug it for 10 seconds, and plug it back in…

What is that thing? I’m guessing an abacus but it’s pretty useless if it is.

yes, what is that thing? It doesn’t look like any kind of an abacus I’ve ever seen!

I don’t think that thing is worth fixin’.

Not an abacus but what is it?

Or, take your boots off and then put them back on again…you know.

“Here, let me show you how it works.., [trip…fall…smash]

Nah. You really broke it.”