Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 05, 2021

So, is “grapefruit” — oh, I don’t know — Portuguese for “giant lemon”?

English speaking people don’t like the saying ananas.

Tony asked, about 8 hours ago

Do you know stuff?

I could tell you – but then I would have to kill you.

I know Stuff, Phil Stuff he and his brother Mike used to run a local gang down in an Oxford suburb called Headington.

They used to try to intimidate the local lads in Town Furze, but hey had no idea how the Town Furze guys were so good at throwing stones!

Eventually they backed off and had to Stuff it!

According to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pineappleit was “excellent fruit” in French.

Stuff is as stuff does!!!

Those who think they know everything annoy those who do.

He is a verbal tap dancer!

Still covered by the US equivalent of the secrets act

That answer is in every father’s lexicon. Ok, at least mine…..

Pineapple is Italian for ‘not on pizza’.

Peg you should turned the other way say, “Why do you bother asking your Dad?”.

Because it’s a fruit that looks like a pinecone.