Shouldn’t there be a third character in the joke? “A rabbi, a bishop, and a . . . walk into a bar.” Maybe an atheist (though I don’t know how to draw one)? How about a kangaroo. Yeah, that would work. Then all we’d need is a punchline.
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, “what are you three doing here?” The rabbit says, “I don’t know about the others, but I’m here because of auto-correct.”
I was having a rude moment, and a conversation between the 2 just crossed my mind…“So, Rabbi, what are jew going to have?”“I’m not sure…. anything cross your mind?”
pschearer Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Shouldn’t there be a third character in the joke? “A rabbi, a bishop, and a . . . walk into a bar.” Maybe an atheist (though I don’t know how to draw one)? How about a kangaroo. Yeah, that would work. Then all we’d need is a punchline.
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
Leaving the hackneyed for the ancient.
admiree2 almost 3 years ago
The minister is running late this evening.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s one very long Happy Hour!
patiodragon almost 3 years ago
A priest, a rabbi, and a bartender walk into a bar and the bartender says…
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Oh sure, leave out the Imam…protestors!
bobbyferrel almost 3 years ago
So a termite walks in and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
We just want to be be happy for a couple of hours…..
William Bednar Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The Rabbi responds: “We’re just waiting for the Deli Lama”.
karlsch Premium Member almost 3 years ago
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, “what are you three doing here?” The rabbit says, “I don’t know about the others, but I’m here because of auto-correct.”
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
a neutron walks into a bar and orders a round for all. of course, for a neutron it’s no charge…
tinstar almost 3 years ago
I was having a rude moment, and a conversation between the 2 just crossed my mind…“So, Rabbi, what are jew going to have?”“I’m not sure…. anything cross your mind?”