In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for June 18, 2021

Dewey wants to go Home.

Would Dewey be out if he was this far off the base line?

Looks like the opposition player who shoved him knocked it out of the park.

Which one of those is the base-line?

Don’t listen Dewey, that’s just where you want to be in the 6th inning when your team is playing in Dodger Stadium.

This is off base.

In fact, I’d say he was past second base. Shouldn’t the team in the field throw to second to have him called out?

Must be a Rays game, with that empty parking lot.

I’d say he’s trying to beat the crowd, but it doesn’t like there is one.