No contract, Bung still has 3 WISHES. #1 Genie needed to be released before the second half of the contract could start, #2 “If I only had…” was tools or requirements to fill #1 not really stating a wish, #3 if Bung said “I wish for…” then the wishes would be granted and the second half would be filled.
My first wish would be that all kitties and doggies live long healthy happy lives. My second wish would be that anyone who abused any animal or child would have the same done to them 100-fold. My third wish would be for a 1970 or 1971 E-body convertible in excellent condition.
JD'Huntsville'AL almost 3 years ago
He got his wishes before he released the spirit?
Straker UFO almost 3 years ago
It’s like a bad Twilight Zone episode
suv2000 almost 3 years ago
You didn’t wish for anything he said he need it
RLG Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Good thing he didn’t start swearing.
DaveG1960 almost 3 years ago
And the idiot Genie is still in the bottle?
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Be careful what you WISH for…..whoooosh……..
joe piglet Premium Member almost 3 years ago
No contract, Bung still has 3 WISHES. #1 Genie needed to be released before the second half of the contract could start, #2 “If I only had…” was tools or requirements to fill #1 not really stating a wish, #3 if Bung said “I wish for…” then the wishes would be granted and the second half would be filled.
OddGobb almost 3 years ago
Bung got everything he will use but his wishes.
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
Once the 3 wishes are granted, genie goes back in the lamp. Poor Bung — couldn’t get a drink at a distillers convention.
ms-ss almost 3 years ago
My first wish would be for 100 more. All my life I haven’t been able to find the problem with that.
jnacombs almost 3 years ago
Perfect. Now cue the Robin Williams Genie lines in Aladdin…
A# 466 almost 3 years ago
Reminds me of Twain’s “The 1,000,000 Pound Bank Note”.
Ken Norris Premium Member almost 3 years ago
So nobody ever told Bing that you just rub the lamp?
Gent almost 3 years ago
How’d he get the three wishes fulfilled before he released the jinn?
Troglodyte almost 3 years ago
Dumb genie is still trapped, and Bung is still sober.
RabbitDad almost 3 years ago
I guess the use of “or” isn’t exclusive in genie boolean logic.
pchemcat almost 3 years ago
My first wish would be that all kitties and doggies live long healthy happy lives. My second wish would be that anyone who abused any animal or child would have the same done to them 100-fold. My third wish would be for a 1970 or 1971 E-body convertible in excellent condition.
micromos almost 3 years ago
I use those tools to open my food containers!
CharlesBrickner1 almost 3 years ago
Doesn’t seem fair. He makes his three wishes before getting the lamp open! “Release me, and any three wishes….”
tinstar almost 3 years ago
Doesn’t Bung have a loophole, here? He didn’t ask for all 3 things.. he kept saying “or…” that should constitute one wish.
PuppyPapa almost 3 years ago
He’s on the right track with the corkscrew.
brklnbern almost 3 years ago
Talk about the waste of all time. Poor Bung.