Tiny Sepuku by Ken Cursoe for May 10, 2021

Oh my Dog…phunny

Or, just teach him to use words that change meaning while you say them…

I went to the dam to get some dam water,

But the dam man told me I couldn’t have any dam water,

So I told the dam man to keep his dam water.

“You wart mundane noodle! You shotten shifter paskabah! You snort tonguer! Lame monger snaffa shell cocker!”