I was a big fan of LoTR from junior high on. This led to making lots and lots of friends and being really popular. Not.
Anyway, I was in line waiting to see The Two Towers, and a couple of teen girls were behind me, going on and on about how hot elves were. (I’m pretty sure they meant how hot Orlando Bloom is, but whatever.)
Anyway, it seems Tolkien isn’t the girl repellent it was in my youth.
monkeysky almost 3 years ago
Sadly, the game this is probably referring to got pretty poor reviews: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lord_of_the_Rings:_Conquest
Wilde Bill almost 3 years ago
That sounds so much like something Bucky would say.
dwane.scoty1 almost 3 years ago
“Girl Avoidance “? My 5/19 post, por favor!
Kind&Kinder almost 3 years ago
Satch has been there with him, met the band, went backstage, got the tee shirt and the drummer’s half-eaten sandwich. He knows his guy!
iggyman almost 3 years ago
I think a girl would love these “Cute, loving animals” don’t you think?
Pocosdad almost 3 years ago
Pinkish left himself as open as Ilya Samsonov did last night.
Chithing Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Out of the mouths of babes, (not the kind you can date) and Satchel.
bobpeters61 almost 3 years ago
Et tu Satchel?
BlitzMcD almost 3 years ago
Whoa! GREAT burn, Pooch!!
Serial Pedant almost 3 years ago
Ouch!
Querao (you can also call me quinn) almost 3 years ago
I don’t watch it right now, but I’ve heard it’s good.
ars731 almost 3 years ago
I feel called out by this comic..
zwilnik64 almost 3 years ago
I was a big fan of LoTR from junior high on. This led to making lots and lots of friends and being really popular. Not.
Anyway, I was in line waiting to see The Two Towers, and a couple of teen girls were behind me, going on and on about how hot elves were. (I’m pretty sure they meant how hot Orlando Bloom is, but whatever.)
Anyway, it seems Tolkien isn’t the girl repellent it was in my youth.
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
A video game is to literature as sudoku is to tensor calculus.
bloodykate almost 3 years ago
I’m still LOLing!
twstd almost 3 years ago
Swish! Nothing but net, Satch lol
gawkface almost 3 years ago
Are those plastic bags!Hope you keep reusing them atleast
rgcviper almost 3 years ago
ZING! Satchel for the win!
(Sorry, Rob.)
missyhyattfan almost 3 years ago
Ouch Satchal!