Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for April 15, 2021

I actually got one of those calls. I told him I was an IRS agent from the Riverside District and asked.to speak with his manager. He hung up very very quickly. Gotta remember that next time.

Got a Spam call last night they wanted you to press 1 to speak to someone OR press 2 to Opt out I gave a big long fart noise. Let the automated system figure that out.

I like it when they tell me that the sheriff is on the way, to which I reply, thanks for the warning it’ll give me time to load up the shotgun.

Whenever I get one of those IRS or credit card scams on the phone I leave them the following fake information:

Fake Name: Fred Jones

Mastercard Debit Fake Credit Card Number: 5833 – 6436 – 5432 – 7285

Three Digit Fake Social Security Number on Back of Card: 628

Fake Expiration Date: 10/23

Fake Amount Due: About $5,000.00

Fake Name and Fake Address: A.A.C. (American Accounts Creditor) 1317 Miller Rd. Corpus Christi, TX. 78413

Their Fake Phone Number: 1 – 844 – 885 – 0138

Fake Social Security Number:524 – 86 – 9218

I’ll tell them that my husband works for the FBI as an agent.

Oh goody. It’s it Sargent Grant coming to arrest me again? He is so manly when he makes me put on the cuffs. And so forceful when he makes me march to his squad car. I just love a man in uniform.