Pat Oliphant for July 31, 2008

Stewie…Stewie, you’re slipping, son.

You FORGOT to call Oliphant a Ted Rall wannabee

Try harder next time.

Your right Stew I know who he is, too. Better than McCain. McCain can’t even use the internet, so I know he can’t walk on water.

Gentlemen, you fail to recognize that ‘Stewzie” is a closet voter for OBAMA. As with a number of ex Rush-Bush troglodytes, they cannot be publicly exposed to the fact that even they know that Bush is a worthless piece of retrograde, flat earth, (stuff) on the heel of McCains shoe. Welcome, Stewzie, to finally seeing the real world.

Both candidates have their faults. What Stewie fails to grasp is one offers a chance of some change while the other offers status quo.

July 30, 2008 Tom Tomorrow: On a mission from God Sean Hannity is on my radio, telling me that Obama is so incredibly arrogant, he believes he is the anointed one, chosen to change America, etc., etc.

It’s just more of the usual right wing bleeep, of course. But the funny thing is, there was a candidate once who believed exactly those things:

“Bush said to James Robinson: ‘I feel like God wants me to run for President. I can’t explain it, but I sense my country is going to need me. Something is going to happen… I know it won’t be easy on me or my family, but God wants me to do it.’”

Coming up next: Sean Hannity accuses Barack Obama of planning to start a war based on lies!

(Jesus Christ), super-star; who in the hell do you think you are?

How is a super-star discovered? Many are called, but few are chosen.

Herb: let’s remember:

“Speaking to editors and reporters from The Washington Times Jan. 11, President Bush said he doesn’t “see how you can be president without a relationship with the Lord.”

and last but no least:

“I’m driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, ‘George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan.’ And I did, and then God would tell me, ‘George go and end the tyranny in Iraq,’ and I did.” (BBC, October 2005)

‘nuff said…

Ehhh, wrong Stew…you said the same thing about Ben Sargent once, too. It’s your go-to insult for EVERY cartoon you don’t like.

I notice you changed your avatar, too…guess that leaves me as the only one with a pic of Bush, huh?

LOL!

Stew… a slightly socialist direction would be preferable to the oligarchy we’re in now. It’s all rising to the top 1%. 70% of us are treading water or drowning.

Stewp: you are shifting, man… Last week Mr. Obama’s views were pure Communism, today just “socialist”… Well, keeping that pace by the time we’ll vote, Mr. Obama will be placed in the extreme right to your eyes…

PS: I really miss your avatar. Why don’t you put it back with a big “DOPE” written on it??

a) Jester, may I refer you to ChewieZ to whom our Spewbags is a mere doppelganger.

b) I offered Spewbag my avatar, so I can but only shrug.

c) Imagine, using Kool-Aid for bongwater, man! Wow man, it’s just like the past 8 years never happened, man…~

Good one Herbabee! Stewzie, first look up what a FACT is, and second what a Socialist is. Oh never mind you do not have a dictionary. However, A Socialist I would rather have as a leader than one who, would be Dictator, and I quote: I TOLD ALL FOUR THAT THERE WERE GOING TO BE SOME TIMES WHERE WE DONT AGREE WITH EACH OTHER. BUT THATS OK. IF THIS WERE A DICTATORSHIP, ITD BE A HECK OF A LOT EASIER,JUST AS LONG AS IM THE DICTATOR. George W. Bush December 18, 2000 Comment made during first trip to Washington, D. C. after winning the Presidency. The above is what a FACT is.

And thank you, DH, for the notable quotable by the Baby King.

I too am interested to read the thoughts on Barack Obama from the perspective of fish. What would a fish say if Obama could walk on water? I will contemplate this dilemma long and hard.

Let’s look at some more facts, stew.

Bush is a guy who ALSO joked about his base being the haves and have mores, about the lack of WMDs in Iraq, and even about putting a woman to death.

In short, his idea of ‘funny’ is the sort of joke that only a complete idiot would….

Ohhhh, riiiiiighttt!

Never mind.