WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for April 12, 2021

Well he can win every time. And never kill anyone.

Hey it works

Quick Draw McFlaw.

Bill doesn’t (usually) kill with his gun.

He usually knocks them or their teeth out.

Reminds me of The Shakiest Gun in the West starring Don Knotts and The Paleface starring Bob Hope.

Will the town be supporting that local gunfighter?

If it’s stupid and it works it ain’t stupid.

A real gun slinger

Saves bullets.. those things were hard to find in the days before Walmart.

Knocked his gun out of his hand and also knocked out a few teeth – better than Batman with a batarang! Sign him up for the Quick and the Dead shootout!

All things considered, he made the shot. I would not want to face a gunman who, even if you were fast, would hit you in the face with a three pound loaded pistol before you could get a shot off. As a side benefit, his dysfunctional ability would keep him from gettin’ hung by the local constabulary…..hmmm maybe I would not want to face a gunman under any circumstances…

This reminds me of “The Balad of Irving”. The 142nd fastest gun (BANG!!) in the west.

Doesn’t matter HOW you put ‘em down as long as they’re down…

Draw….don’t throw!

However he is a gun….slinger.

Now for the bonus round.xD