In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 25, 2021

Keep aiming for the face ; sooner or later you’ll knock him out.

Aim between his bottom legs!!

This is why they hardly ever play soccer with the octopus anymore.

They only “let” him play if he doesn’t play the “net” = goalie no more

I Iike to be, under the sea, in an octopus’ GUARDen in the sun

Five hole.

I wanna know how they kick the ball……………

Switch to hockey – I see several openings.

Not sure which is less fair. The goalie with eight arms, or the attacking team with no legs.