This seemed ridiculously silly until I remembered some of the things I’ve thought when awaken at 4am. I was in an earthquake in California once. We were in a hotel with card-keys when that was still a new thing. I heard the door rattling and was briefly mad at my wife for having so much trouble with the key; then I realized that she was asleep beside me. I wondered what my daughter was doing to make such noise, but she was asleep in the other bed. Then I realized that someone was BREAKING IN! They were pulling on the door so hard they were SHAKING THE WHOLE ROOM!. I honestly had this flash picture in my mind of King Kong yanking on the door to our hotel room. By this time my wife had awakened, so I asked her what was going on. She looked at me like I was the biggest idiot she’d ever seen and calmly said “it’s an earth quake”.
Fortunately they build for those out there (6.4). I got my wife & daughter into the door frame to the bathroom and called the front desk. It only added to the surrealism when this very chipper voice answered “Front desk, how may I direct your call”. The nonchalance of that answer had me doubting the whole experience, so I asked, “didn’t we just have an earthquake?” Which received a bright, bubbly “yes we did”. I asked what we should do and she suggested using the door frame to the bathroom as a safe spot. Hotel breakfast service started at 4:30am that day.
My mom farted in bed that was so bad it woke my dad up and said in a loud voice “What the h—- was that” which woke me up in the other bedroom. True story – I have never laughed so hard once I learned why dad was so loud in the middle of the night.
P51Strega about 3 years ago
This seemed ridiculously silly until I remembered some of the things I’ve thought when awaken at 4am. I was in an earthquake in California once. We were in a hotel with card-keys when that was still a new thing. I heard the door rattling and was briefly mad at my wife for having so much trouble with the key; then I realized that she was asleep beside me. I wondered what my daughter was doing to make such noise, but she was asleep in the other bed. Then I realized that someone was BREAKING IN! They were pulling on the door so hard they were SHAKING THE WHOLE ROOM!. I honestly had this flash picture in my mind of King Kong yanking on the door to our hotel room. By this time my wife had awakened, so I asked her what was going on. She looked at me like I was the biggest idiot she’d ever seen and calmly said “it’s an earth quake”.
Fortunately they build for those out there (6.4). I got my wife & daughter into the door frame to the bathroom and called the front desk. It only added to the surrealism when this very chipper voice answered “Front desk, how may I direct your call”. The nonchalance of that answer had me doubting the whole experience, so I asked, “didn’t we just have an earthquake?” Which received a bright, bubbly “yes we did”. I asked what we should do and she suggested using the door frame to the bathroom as a safe spot. Hotel breakfast service started at 4:30am that day.
James Deveney Premium Member about 3 years ago
My mom farted in bed that was so bad it woke my dad up and said in a loud voice “What the h—- was that” which woke me up in the other bedroom. True story – I have never laughed so hard once I learned why dad was so loud in the middle of the night.
Plods with ...™ about 3 years ago
Phart jokes are phunny
RMom about 3 years ago
With 2 grandsons who are less than 5, all fart jokes are funny!
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
Time for the kids to get into their own beds….
GG_loves_comics Premium Member about 3 years ago
Highbrow kid humor.