Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 26, 2021

there are signs that he might not have any aptitude…

When Jane took driving lessons on an episode of The Jetsons……..

Next year, son.

Go home and write 500 times, “Signs are NOT targets.”

♪♪ Signs! Signs! Everywhere signs. Blocking out the scenery. Breaking my mind. “Do this. Don’t do that. Can’t you read the sign?”♪♪

Don’t call me, I’ll call you when I have an opening.

After playing too many video games he thought the objective was to collect as many signs as he could.

Come back tomorrow because I’m resigning today.

I taught a wide variety of classes over the years, but never driver training — the whole idea scared the beejeesus out of me.

When the body shop is finished

I think you just failed your driving test