Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 01, 2005

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man The Superhero With Omnipotent Powers! This Week: "Mysterious Ways" God-Man is enjoying one of his favorite pastimes, watching C-Span2, when... God-Man: What kind of legislation is that?! God-Man: I shall appear unto that congressman and explain very clearly my position on that bill! God-Man: No, what am I doing? That's not my style -- far too obvious! God-Man: I know -- I'll write my view in fiery letters in the sky! HR-6341 IS ILL ADVISED God-Man: No -- too Gauche. THINK, God-Man! What to do? God-Man: Got it! I'll give those who OPPOSE the bill the strength and eloquence to defeat it. "...plus angel wings!" God-Man: Nah, who am I kidding? That doesn't feel right either! God-Man: I'll just send a couple of hurricanes to the gulf. They'll get the message. THE END