John Deering for December 31, 2020

That WOULD have been clever. But the problem is that he NEEDS clever people but he HATES people who are smarter (and show it) than he is. And so he’s generally surrounded by toadies who really aren’t up to the task. Whatever the task is.

So that makes his golf score 600?

To be honest, Trump only has two tasks that others must carry out: 1. Make sure Trump gets a hole-in-one on every hold. 2. Make sure Trump’s diaper is changed before he gets to the next tee.

Can you sign a score card with a sharpie?

Quite a divot he leaves behind him.

Denying us $2000…it goes against our putter judgement.

Signing his scorecard would show responsibility, that will never happen.

I read once that to get him to eat something other than potatoes, they disguised cauliflower as mashed potatoes, so this is plausible.

He’s been in that sand trap for four years now. He should pick up the ball and throw it. Everybody knows he cheats anyway. His wife, etc. etc.