JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 02, 2021

But, you STILL need to wash your hands !

97% of the workforce should remain

WELP?

That is because they laid off all the rest. Now they are blaming COVID. Because the company is too cheep to hire people.

Is it because the other employees didnt wash their hands?

Been there.

So, my husband and I got to have a discussion about the meaning of “welp”. It occurred to us that people have used this in conversation with us and we just misheard it as “well”. And it’s interesting that Robb considered the word common enough that he used it in the comic.

…and you’re it

I find the mask helps mask bathroom odors.

Akin to, "Yep,yep, yep.

Makes you wonder if the employees were actually washing their hands. Of course they were, the signs tell them to do so.

Also spelled, and pronounced, “mwelp”.

So Joe put the sign up. Since he is the ONE employee.

Sounds like the Postal Service! Twenty-two days for a Christmas card to go 6 miles. I could have walked it there faster.

Welp” – Contraction of “Well, crap!”; expression of disillusionment.

Turn out the lights after washing your hands.

Yep