Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 18, 2020

Is Elmer Fudd the chef?

If he was smart, he’d scramble out of there.

to go in there humpty’d have to be cracked…

Humpty is obviously in the USA.

It was eggstremely eggscruciating for poor Humpty.

I don’t get this yolk.

Jack Nicholson’s Joker: Hiya humpty…..

OMG, head for the eggxit and eggscape while before it’s too late.

Don’t be an eggs benedict.

I cracked up reading this.

Humpty would make a big omelet.

Just don’t go in.

shades of the infamous Twilight Zone episode we watched March 2nd 1962.synops: An alien race comes to Earth, promising peace and sharing technology. A linguist and his team set out to translate the aliens’ language, using a book whose title they deduce is “To Serve Man”.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734684