Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 17, 2020
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Transcript:
SMBC presents: Omitted Bible passages Hey, uh... Jesus? Remember when I loaned you that 30 pieces of silver and you said you to pay me back the next day. Hey, uh... Judas? Remember when you had a stupid voice and were always annoying me with it?
Ida No over 3 years ago
And when the Roman centurions took away his keys to the chariot because of all that free wine?
gnome over 3 years ago
….yep…lend money to friends, and it always ends bad….
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Neither a borrower nor a lender be.
pumaman over 3 years ago
OK, I’ll get the silver from someone else then…
The Old Wolf over 3 years ago
I don’t lend books and I don’t lend money. If I give, it’s a gift – with no expectations attached. Expectations are generally pre-planned resentments.
Daeder over 3 years ago
And that’s why we need to kill all the Amalekites.