Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for November 17, 2020

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    The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Press 5 for Gibberish.

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    anything to stall letting you contact an actual human. Usually once you get the language right, you get all our representatives are currently busy. Please hold [forever] and you call will be answered [if ever] in the order in which it came Bye-bye service.

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    The Pro from Dover  over 3 years ago

    Why should we have to press any number? We were here first.

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    Bob.  over 3 years ago

    I get a ‘press one for English’ here in the States.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    Get down to optic #10 “We really didn’t want to talk to you anyway [click]”.

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    vjorgensen54  over 3 years ago

    there are probably less people in this country that speak english than other languages these day.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’d press it. Just to see what happens.

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