In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for October 26, 2020

There should be a ZOT! involved

Actually, it’s more of a “Schlorp” sound

Stop accusing the slurpee!

And why are you praying out loud?

Has anyone seen that Farmer’s Dog TV ad? It has symphonic music playing while dogs are loudly eating food. When it comes on, I can’t reach my mute button fast enough.

You won’t be hearing much longer.