Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for October 14, 2020

You bring them in and I’ll carry them out. (Digby Digger O’dell, ‘Life of Riley’ 1940’s radio series)

You bag em, I’ll slab em

“I’m an undertaker.”

I suppose that’s better than an underachiever?

You plug ‘em, I’ll plant ‘em. (T K Ryan, ’Tumbleweeds’)

Not good on capital cases I guess.