Cheer Up, Emo Kid by Enzo Comics for September 02, 2020

Do spoilers do anything on a non-race car? Do performance mufflers do anything other than wake up the entire neighborhood?

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Mouseover Text: it’s been hard. I was demoted to rank 3 Asian and no longer allowed to eat rice

And while you are at it, rip out his lip rings.

I was talking to a guy at a party. He had rear-ended other cars three times on a mountain freeway. He said it was because the other drivers “didn’t know the road”. No, it was because he was a slow learner when Physics hit him in the face, three times.

NOOOOO NOT THE WAANG