Geech by Jerry Bittle for February 15, 2021

So go pick up the two old broads already.

There must be at least two bars in Grimace. That doesn’t look like Fester’s.

Got to pay to play.. buy the girls a drink or two, have a few yourself and by closing time neither quality or quantity will matter much.

Slim Pickens got all the quality ones!

Never go ugly early. Let the bar lower slowly during the night.

If still hanging onto the bar (figuratively and literally), drink enough and then five minutes before closing when the vision is blurry make your choice from what remains and leave before the lights start to go up.