Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 11, 2020

I wish a unicorn would call me “cute”.

I’m SO glad that I lived through crushes and managed to snag a spouse in the (long, agonizing) process!

I thought Phoebe liked Max?

Unless Phoebe actually said “lowercase ‘over,’ space, uppercase ‘Lord,’” then we must blame Dana Simpson for misusing the noun “overlord” as a phrase, i.e., an adjective (over) and a noun (Lord). That’s not mere sloppiness. It’s ignorance.

Will the Sea Serpent come into the picture, or is this a different camp?

“I mean, it’s a camp so he pees in the bushes sometimes. That’s kinda the reverse of LSH I guess.”