In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for August 11, 2020

It’s the perfect race for the year 2020.

I would enter that. Knowing me, it’s inevitable. Why waste time getting all sweaty?

I can run just about that far before I hit the wall.

The liberal democrats are lining up by the thousands. They’re hoping a “jump off the cliff” run is coming next week.

Oh boy just like our elected officials. Perhaps deblasio will win this hands down

Run into a fire and feel the burn.

That’s supposed to be a metaphor, they don’t hurt as much.

shouldn’t Trump be the first one up front!

The key to success in this race is a strong start. The finish will take care of itself.

How do you win?