Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 25, 2020

Good one Nate.

“Desperate times call for desperate measures.”

Good morning, afternoon, evening, and night early readers! Nothing today, sorry, so I’mma just say my closing line and be done.

Have a fantastic day!

well played, coach john

Newfound ‘respect’ for Coach John.

Hey guys how are you guys doing? Reply to this comment and write your time zone I’m in Mali

stonks

Watch as they get smoked due to the dollar being “unlucky” haha

Commenters! I just bragged to the Luann commenters that Big Nate has at least twice as many comments as they do. (Over 300) Don’t make me a liar! :’0

Yes 21

Coach John has been disqualified from the match for using bribery as a tool of winning

If he does this every game he might be able to make some easy money.

Hello everyone I would like to say hello and it’s kinda boring without my fellow commenters so lets crank it up if you want to I guess

Clever. Let’s finish the arc and see if they win.

yup

LOL! That dollar was well worth it!

It would’ve been smarter to drop a penny on heads.

Coach John actually does something nice for a change

gasp

Wow, I never expected Coach John to be nice. It’s a miracle

Good call, Coach John

Wow….. Coach John did something effective for once.

Wow! Actually pretty smart coaching!

Only if it’s pointing on heads

First CJ comic of him being nice

Plus, how do you early commenters get up at 12? Or do you live in a different time zone, I’m eastern So I wake up at 7 and see 100 comments already.

Nice

Are we sure that’s the real Coach John?

Yeah, the newer comics make him nicer.

PLANT FACTS

85% of plant life is found in the ocean. that means there IS A WHOLE lot of plants in the ocean

Hey guys I need to find some new comics to read reply to me if you guys have suggestions

If finding money overpowers horoscopes, what overpowers money? Black cats? Can someone make a chart?

We have stumbled into a parallel universe. This isn’t possible. Im back btw!

This is such a wholesome moment

Heh…

This must be a dream

How’s everyone’s day today?

Yooo coach John is nice what is this?

Really smart play by coach John

How does it completely “cancel out” a horoscope and not counteract it? lol.

Impressive work John!

Guys, I changed my commenter’s name. It used to be The Boi, but now it is Lil_Beast. If you want you can tell me your commenter names in the chat. Okay thanks, guys, and this is my month anniversary of commenting. Stay safe and I hope you guys have a nice day.

Now THAT’S coaching!

This doesn’t relate to this comic, but I was reading some old Big Nate comics, and I realized something. Mr. Rosa’s life is very, very, very sad. :(

That’s cool!

fact about bill nye bill nye is Russian and served under Napoleon.

…..and, for a change, he’s decked out in LONG pants instead of those"can’t wait to hear the RRRRRIIIIIIIIP sound of a burst middle seam" shorts………….

I just noticed the sweaty armpits. He’s still a good guy.

hey guys i just thought of something who here remembers that spammer chadapplewhite:p i think that was his name idk i just remember him spamming and he also was NOT mature

He actually have Nate a dollar?! OMG This strip is turning crazy! First Francis reads horoscopes, and then Coach John is NICE?! Anyway, it is still funny to see a change

Okay so I already read the comic the morning I pressed the random button, clicked again and imback here. XD

Anyone wanna chat?

Im commenting on Nintendo Switch lol, how did Nate not notice Coach John drop the dollar bill.

“It only costs me a buck”-Coach John 2020

Hahah! Coach John had to pay Nate a buck! R.I.P Coach John’s dollar.

CJ FOR THE WIN

Coach John’s buck falls down! Very good coaching!

Aw

Animal fact: A bald eagle has a wingspan of 8 feet!

I think Sushi got banned… :(

2nd time featured in a row… nice

Watch out Nate, that might be a dollar bill Chester dropped..

Every so often, you gotta love coach John.

it’s pay to win soccer

That sure is nice of him

Is it just me, or has coach john softened up?

Coach John is actually better then he appears.

Coach John nice confirmed?

Sometimes, he’s a good guy.

this is my first time seeing coach jhon with differant expressions panel 3-4

That might be the sweetest thing we’ve ever seen Coach John do.

Did Coach John randomly drop that dollar bill? A+ This idea I’ve never heard.