Close to Home by John McPherson for April 13, 2011

Send them to Koch Industries.

Out of the frying pan…

Al Gore was an idiot, but, he was smart enough to listen to the hundreds of thousands of scientists around the world that believe the climate is messed up, for whatever reason.

Warming of the Worlds.

Who cares…it’s all coming to an end in 2012 anyway.

It would take an idiot to distill all the thousands of the world’s scientists - the vast majority of them in fact - down to one man who made one documentary, as if it were all about him.

Of course you know Al Gore is invested in many industries that will profit royally from the “Global Warming Is Caused By Human Activity” hoax. He stands to make tens of millions or more.

The aliens look like earwigs.

Manhunter808, you are correct. It is all about money, allways. Follow the money. We have always had climate change. GE and all of them are in line for huge profits if they get people to believe that humans are the cause of climate change.

Even the scientists admit the Earth’s average temperature has risen only 3/4 of ONE degree C since the mid 1800’s.

Google “Al Gore Ice age 1978” and you will see that he originally tried to sound the alarm about the Ice Age. He found no money in that so he switched alarms.

I find it very amusing that “global warming” became “climate change.”

I’m glad I read science literature from collegues and not pundits

algurka: If they’re anything like earwigs they shouldn’t worry about global warming – they can just go hide under a damp board.

And I thought “Global Warming” was caused by all the cattle creating all that methane gas. Any way that’s what some “expert” said .

Definition of an “expert”:

“X” is the unkown, A “spert” is a drip under pressure.

and now you know the rest of the story (with appologies to, the Late Paul Harvey)

Where I live, the earliest known inhabitants said their ancestors came here because their home planet was overpopulated.

@ChukLitl - Southeastern USA?

I don’t believe in Global Warming - it’s more a matter of Global Instability to me.

SoCal desert, gameguy49. Such legends are fairly common in places people go to get away from people.