The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 19, 2022
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Transcript:
The Professor: Dusty? Dusty: I'm down here in mah private dump, Perfessor. I'm plum depressed about mah investments in oil, Perfessor! I paid a high price fer the four barrels I own, dagnabit! Professor: Hold on, cowboy! Here's the price you paid for each barrel. Here's what they're each worth today. Dusty: What's THIS column? Professor: That would be your profit on the sale of each barrel. Dusty: Profit? Don't believe I've ever seen that word in relation to mah investments before.
clynnb1224 over 1 year ago
good thing the professor is teaching you something…
Diat60 over 1 year ago
Sell or hold? Sell or hold?
blah_duh over 1 year ago
Then, why invest?
rattlemycage over 1 year ago
Except it was just established literally on Sunday that he has 6 barrels. Two in his apartment, one in Ludmilla’s, two in Ms. Overdunne’s office and the sixth he was bringing in.