The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 06, 2021

Transcript:

General: 3 February... house-to-house fighting continues. 1800 hours... I move on the objective... ... to avoid enemy pickets, I initiated a wide flanking manuever, using natural obstacles for cover... At 1830 hours I began my direct assault with bayonet at the ready... ... unfortunately, the assault was repulsed by an armed Russian reconnaissance unit... Nurse Ludmilla: Nyet, General... too many eclairs clog arteries! The General decides to set an example for manliness by writing his memoirs.