The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 05, 2021

Transcript:

Evelyn: Well... I think it's very nice that the Professor has started a diary! General: Real men don't write "Dear Diary" on colored stationery! Evelyn: Oh, really, General? What do real men write? General: Memoirs!! They record heroic deeds in leather-bound volumes!! If you'll excuse me, ladies... ... I have a memoir to write!! "Dear Diary..." Jeesh!! Dearest memoir...