Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 15, 2011

The Chianti is too played out.

Aahhh… . a jug of wine and… .

A white wine with red meat?

And you can’t have any dessert until you’ve eaten all your meat…

@Coyoty: It’s said that human flesh tastes like pork. So, as pork is considered white meat, Chardonnay is appropriate.

I like a Chardonnay with a little body.

… and a little nose.

This meat smells.

You will meet a toothsome stranger.

If you dress it properly, the smell will go away