Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 16, 2020

Crotch: the FINAL frontier. These have been the voyages of the Herculean wordship Lil-Edna. Its five-day mission: to explore newly chiseled heavenly bodies. To seek out new puns for damaged anatomical parts. To boldly go for the groin in a way that no man wants to ever go again …!

Well, I’m glad that’s over with. Now maybe we can have a week of eulogies?

Ooooooo! Right in the planet Uranus!

YAYYYYYYYYYYYY! THANK THE ALMIGHTY BWAAAHAHA

Never, never do this story line again

Bet he’s seein’ stars.

YAY! the week’s finally over

Starring William Herschel, Herschel Walker, Jerry Jeff Walker, Jerry Lee Lewis, Lewis Carroll, Carroll O’Connor, Donald O’Connor, Donald “Duck” Dunn, Georgia Dunn, Georgia Jagger, Dean Jagger, Dean Cain, Michael Caine, Michael Douglas, Douglas MacArthur, James MacArthur, Harry James, Harry Shearer, Norma Shearer, Charles Lamb, Ray Charles, Man Ray, Boy George, George Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Edmund Hillary, and Spock, a noted vulcanologist.

As Hercules sails away in his good ship “Euphemism”, chefs and villains everywhere heave a sigh of relief. It’s now safe to bring out the jewels.

Well, at least he didn’t get it in the asteroids… (or did he?) ☺

Shouldn’t have mooned him.