My mom never bought that either. If I didn’t have a fever or something wasn’t broken, I had to go to school. And if it was broken, after it was set, I had to go to school.
Walked uphill, both directions, in 20 feet of snow. I know kids, I know. I feel your pain Michael. Oh, guess that means I don’t have to go to school today! (Forget that it’s Saturday–no school is no school).
That’s the same way my cousin tried to get out of the Army. Nope, didn’t work for him either.
I wore a dress and tried to kiss the SGT. That didn’t work either! LOL! I’m a retired Army Lifer who has never kissed a man that way. But I vigorously support the repeal of DADT! Get off your high horses, Congress, “We, the People” want it to be!
Burgundy, I was in the Ft. Jackson hospital after advanced training for appendicitis; the guy in the next bed had been there for a long time after having his leg run over by a truck in Vietnam. Anyway, one day for the afternoon vitals, he put his thermometer in the ice water pitcher and then loosely in his mouth at the proper time. The nurse looked at it, looked at him, and wrote down the 72 reading.
EarlWash about 13 years ago
That’s the same way my cousin tried to get out of the Army. Nope, didn’t work for him either.
Francine Long about 13 years ago
Michael, you pushed it a little too far. Easy thing to do. Now you are found out and it’s off to school with you.
NE1956 about 13 years ago
My mom never bought that either. If I didn’t have a fever or something wasn’t broken, I had to go to school. And if it was broken, after it was set, I had to go to school.
Walked uphill, both directions, in 20 feet of snow. I know kids, I know. I feel your pain Michael. Oh, guess that means I don’t have to go to school today! (Forget that it’s Saturday–no school is no school).
pumpman19 about 13 years ago
“Michael Patterson’s Day Off”
Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 13 years ago
As much as I wanted to stay home from school… I hated to make up all the extra work you missed..that was worse!
yuggib about 13 years ago
EarlWash said, about 12 hours ago
That’s the same way my cousin tried to get out of the Army. Nope, didn’t work for him either.
I wore a dress and tried to kiss the SGT. That didn’t work either! LOL! I’m a retired Army Lifer who has never kissed a man that way. But I vigorously support the repeal of DADT! Get off your high horses, Congress, “We, the People” want it to be!
jdinswil about 13 years ago
Go to school on Saturday?
gofinsc about 13 years ago
Burgundy, I was in the Ft. Jackson hospital after advanced training for appendicitis; the guy in the next bed had been there for a long time after having his leg run over by a truck in Vietnam. Anyway, one day for the afternoon vitals, he put his thermometer in the ice water pitcher and then loosely in his mouth at the proper time. The nurse looked at it, looked at him, and wrote down the 72 reading.
Gretchen's Mom about 13 years ago
It’s a good thing he grew up to be a writer because as big a ham as he is, he never would have made it as an actor!
mrslukeskywalker about 13 years ago
Hi Ellisaana, I responded to you on the 4-11-11 comic.