Pickles by Brian Crane for March 06, 2011

There’s an even bigger bug sitting next to you Opal.

Is this the start of the DT’s?

Opal needs a great big adult beverage.

I think I can learn to like bugs.

How old are you, Opal?

He notices that she has bruises? Wow!

If Opal cleaned the house instead of sitting around knitting. She would be the only bug…

But there are little no-see-ums, common in the Southern states. Hate them teensy #$%&*@!

Don’t worry, Earl. She tells people that the bruises come from you.

That is exactly what my ex used to do!!

Just don’t pick your immaginary bugs off other people. It’s rude.

If Opal hears a shrill little voice going “helllllppp meeeee….hellppp…mmmeeee”.. then she will know she’s right…

I once complained about chiggers, and somebody accosted me and said, “Mister, around here, we call them chigroes”.

Looks like Opal is buggin out!

Opal is buggy!