Bad Machinery by John Allison for March 16, 2023

Rubbish, but still better than the fart signal.

It could be the worst phone. But it has a really cool ringtone. I wonder if Lottie is the singer.

Have a great day my friends.

Not just ANY Kit-Kat though, and old school Kit-Kat—they don’t make them with that style of label anymore. ;)

Her last statement is hilarious.

From Mildred’s perspective, a Kit Kat is worth more than a lentil roll and a Matsushiro G4S.