La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for March 30, 2020

¡Esta pandémica está haciendo a la gente loca!

Is he hoarding them?

It’s been two weeks and I still haven’t gone thru a roll of TP yet. What are people doing with it, paper mache?

Maybe Donny ran out of metal wall segments and is using TP rolls to wall off the border with Mexico, to keep out “those people”.

You know who else can’t come “back” inside? Homeless people. Already I can foresee the resident campaigning in September by trumpeting that he alone managed to reduce the nation’s homeless population by half a million people. Left unsaid will be how he did it.