Fred Basset by Alex Graham for April 01, 2020

Sausage King Freddie

I have posted this before but maybe someone here hasn’t seen it…

WINDOWS PASSWORD

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: potato

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled potato

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled potato

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 20damnedboiledpotato

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.

USER: 20DAMNEDboiledpotato

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.

USER: 20DamnedBoiledPotatoYouIdiotGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: IWillHuntYouDown20DamnedBoiledPotatoYouIdiotGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: SORRY, THAT PASSWORD IS ALREADY IN USE

#Fred$Sausage1 … That should work ;-)

Our wifi password is also pet-derived.

They’ve missed the obvious choice: FredtheFabulous1

Frumpy!? Never.

Kid/spouse/pet names, birthdates, hackers know they’re commonly used.

Faithful Fred. Dogs are so faithful, too bad people are not.