Pot-Shots by Ashleigh Brilliant for November 28, 2022

The best place to be is here, and the best time to be is now, and all’s I can say is… let’s rock.

Inflation in the US is so bad right now that…

- My friend received a predeclined credit card in the mail.

- CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

- Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

- McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

- Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

- Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

- A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

- A picture is now only worth 200 words.

- The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

- I called a car dealer to get the book value on my used car. They asked if the gas tank was full or empty

And finally…

- I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, social security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Afghanistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

“Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere” Neil Young

You’re not in the middle of nowhere. You’re equal distance to everywhere.

You can’t spell “nowhere” without both “here” and “now”