Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 19, 2020

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    JeromeLoeb  about 4 years ago

    ??

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    Gent  about 4 years ago

    Huh?

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 4 years ago

    For the confused, in football (of the sorts where the ball is allowed to bounce freely, and isn’t being carried about by highly specialised and well paid athletes) “attack the ball” (meaning make haste to where the ball is) is a common coaching instruction, because if you don’t the opposing team will gain control if it and that’s usually a Bad Thing.

    Turns out the ball didn’t like being attacked.

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    jpayne4040  about 4 years ago

    They all did it! It would take more than on person to do that to a basketball.

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    joe piglet Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Since Mark has a lot of dog themes, I would think the ball was attacked by a dog, and one of the suspects is the owner who gave the command.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  about 4 years ago

    Is this a movie reference, like “sweep the leg”? I don’t get it.

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    davanden  about 4 years ago

    This was back when people did that “sports” thing.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 4 years ago

    What is this “sports” thing people talk about?

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    Znox11  about 4 years ago

    Number 5 looks like Bobby Knight.

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    stevenxfiles  over 2 years ago

    Zealous coach?

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