Henry Payne for February 27, 2020

?Because Elon Musk is interested in space?

Breathing air sold separatly :)

“Captain, the engines can’t take much more”.

Teleporting will be the death of you.

A younger friend of mine owns a Tesla. He took us to lunch the other day, and it’s nifty navigation system got us grossly ensnared in gridlock. I had suggested another route, but he was confident in his new toy. I’m still laughing. But “I told you so” never passed my lips. I thought it, but I never said it.

Fellas who drive fancy cars are also more likely to be self-centered, stubborn and argumentative, according to one somewhat unsurprising new study.

Men who buy luxury cars are probably big jerks, study finds

https://nypost.com/2020/02/21/men-who-buy-luxury-cars-are-probably-big-jerks-study-finds/

Another stupid Payne car toon. The stupid never stops with this guy.

Hank is referring to the Tesla Autopilot crash findings…

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/25/business/tesla-autopilot-ntsb.html

Actually Payne is just paranoid about a discussion of anything to do with space. He deals with way too much of it when trying to defend THE ORANGE SWAMP TOAD who as an abundance of space in the ol’ cranial cavity. /s ( < : }

Careful what you download, those upgrades cost some owners $10,000.

Do you want real-life Doom ? Because that’s how you get real-life Doom !