Mike Lester for January 31, 2020

Poor little dweebs got their asses handed to them ….AGAIN!!!!!!!!

And sadly, that could very well soon be “The New York Times” headline. Well, this might be a good time to get “first hand” DNA samples from Trump. He’s doubtless all excited at the process of being acquitted. Would he ever have imagined Allan Dershowitz would be a turn-on? Will Trump buy Dershy funderwear from “Lovers’ Lane”? Will Melania stop holding his hand again? Will this comment never end?

Only a man with no humanity would trivialize rape. You’re a blight, Lester

That’s trumps strategy. Committing so many crimes it’s impossible to focus on any one of them.

The House couldn’t even get his tax returns!

So what’s new?

Whenever he enters a room, not only does the average IQ drop, so does the ratio of truth to lies. So much so that, if he says anything†, I’m far more likely to believe the opposite.

† Except “I’d like a hamberder.”

All Lester is proving is that Trump has an endless amount of charges coming down the road for him.

great ’toon. but sadly true. These leftist maniacs will obsess and obsess and scheme and scheme until they ruin American democracy… which I hope is never.

Lester knows the president* is innocent because if he were guilty, the defense case would be FAR worse than “Nothing anyone does while seeking to become POTUS can be considered a crime.”